Jack Thompson, idiot at large, has deduced that the Maryland police
should be focusing their attention on violent video games in order to
catch the Maryland sniper. He appeared this morning on the Today Show
(which is always willing to give morons a soapbox) discussing all the
"obvious" connections between these murders and video games. Is Jack
Thompson a detective? An expert on shooting and marksmanship? An expert
on video games? No, he's the moron lawyer who tried to sue game makers
after the Paducah shootings in Kentucky.
Thompson's basis for blaming video games? Here are his "reasonings":
1) "One-shot one-kill" is the basis for numerous video games.
Actually, I play a lot of games and I've found this to be completely
untrue. In most of them, the goal is simply to eliminate targets, and it
doesn't matter how many shots you use. And of course, those video games
that do have this aspect borrow it from real life sniper training. In
other words, this is a case of art imitating life, not the other
way around. But like most fools, Jack Thompson is flabbergasted by the
concept of cause and effect. "One-shot one-kill" was not invented
by video games.
2) Games have "God mode", which reflects the message found on the
discovered tarot card. Tompson explained that while playing games in god
mode, your targets never shoot back. This is, of course, a completely
inaccurate statement. In games with god mode, this setting merely makes
you invulnerable to enemy fire. That little inaccuracy aside, delusions
of divinity have been around for centuries before video games, and they
have often have been linked to mass murder. Did Son of Sam ever play a
video game in which he took orders from a talking dog? Did Jim Jones play
a video game where he poisoned Kool-Aid? Did David Koresh play Quake in
"Jesus mode"? And of course none of this explains the tarot card,
something not exactly common in FPS games.
3) Video games teach you how to shoot. This is the argument he used
in his attempt to pin Michael Carneal's school shooting to games like
Quake and Doom. It's also his most assinine and ridiculous position.
"Even though he'd never fired a handgun" Thompson says in defense of his
assertion. What he doesn't mention is that Michael Carneal had received
firearms training on shooting a rifle, and had also practiced with
his murder weapon before the shooting spree. He also doesn't explain how
a video game is going to teach shooting fundamentals when it's all about
moving a mouse and crosshairs on a screen. Do you know any video games
that teach trigger squeeze, the single most important aspect of accurate
shooting? I don't. Do you know any that encourage proper hold, the use
of a rest or skeletal bracing? I sure don't. Even the arcade games with
rifles have them mounted so that weight and other things aren't a factor.
How many games do you know that teach proper breathing control? I've only
ever seen a few that even try to simulate it, one of them being the Army's
"America's Army." Even that, though, can't compare to the real thing, and
doesn't take into account synchronizing with your hearbeat in order to
achieve maximum accuracy. And you know how many games I've played that
include accurate bullet drop or wind deflection? Zero. I have
never played a game with either of these, even though they are two of
the most basic aspects of long-range target shooting. Accurate
shooting can NOT be taught by video games. As both a gamer and a
shooter, I can attest to this simple fact, as can anyone else who has
any experience in both subjects. To assert anything to the
contrary merely demonstrates a person's total ignorance.
Jack Thompson is a pathetic hack who is simply trying to drum up some
exposure by cashing in on a series of horrific crimes. In his Today Show
interview, he explained that he'd been trying to contact the Maryland
police on the sniper case, but hadn't yet received any reply. Good.
That means that they have some intelligence up there. What does Thompson
expect them to do? Go to Counter-Strike message boards and post "d1d ne1
h3r3 sh00t p33ps in m4ryl4nd???" Maybe they should be focusing their
attention on trying to find a mass murderer. You think?