Okay, I'm tired and I feel like rambling on for a bit.

RoboCop is still one hell of a flick. If you haven't seen it, your social value is equivalent to slug slime. Even worse if you saw it but didn't like it. Sure, it's no Gone With The Wind, but why the hell would you want it to be? What's wrong with you? Huh?

Hogue makes the best damn grips in the world. If you don't agree with me, it's probably because you make a habit of being wrong! Or it may because you have a freakishly deformed hand. Mojo and I once met a guy who did. What a dweeb he was too. The guy, not Mojo.

Want to know why people go nuts and kill a bunch of people? Find out what the government puts in the water supply, and then try to figure out why so many people agree to it. Despite the myth, no, it doesn't prevent cavaties.