Session Start: Mon Apr 30 19:56:03 2001
* Logging #mojozilla to '#mojozilla.log'
<Ro> LOG ON!
<SirJev> Blah-la-la-al-la-la!
* CyberApostle drives an electric car... for FREE!!
<Ro> FREE money from the GOVERNMENT, that is!
<SirJev> Bumber cars don't count!
<Ro> find out HOW!
<SirJev> he can't keep quiet! LAUGH!
<SirJev> LAUGH MY TASTY FRIEND!
<Ro> HAHAhaha!
<Ro> Pasty friend, dude!
<CyberApostle> Lesko: *splat*
<CyberApostle> =(
<CyberApostle> Mommy! Teacher says, every time a bell rings, a scam artist gets his wings!
<Bad_Mojo> HAHAHA!
<Ro> thanks to mediacom, i'll be buffering the majority of tonight's show...
<Bad_Mojo> itchy car!
<SirJev> Oh so cute! Hi!
<CyberApostle> Oh so cute, Hi!
<SirJev> =)
<CyberApostle> LUCKY?!?!
<Kurrelgyre> WTF is this?
<Ro> songs in japan are loooooonnnnggg
<Bad_Mojo> We have NO idea!
<SirJev> god... if one more person tells me happy b-day for the 5th time, i'm gonna kill 'em...
<Kurrelgyre> NextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNextNext
<SirJev> ^ dedication =)
<Ro> SJ: i take my "happy bday" back
<CyberApostle> the Colin Mochrie chorus is cute
<Ro> Weakest Link is on  :(
<SirJev> but you only said it once, so it's okay... =)
<SirJev> ITCH PIKACHU!
<CyberApostle> AAAAAHHHHHHHH
<SirJev> Ahh! Poor little children!
<CyberApostle> LUCKY?!?!
<Bad_Mojo> Weakest Link can suck it!
<SirJev> Goodbye!
<Ro> i'm missing weakest link for THIS POOP??
<CyberApostle> There's no basement in the Alamo...
<Bad_Mojo> Ro: STFU!
<LouZiffer> BREATHE MY TASTY FRIEND!
<Ro> BREATHE!  Ho Ho Ho!
<Ro> i think i started the log too early
<CyberApostle> My cat's breath smells like cat food
<SirJev> whoa... so does mine!
<Ro> your lucky it doent smell like his ass
<SirJev> oh god...
<Ro> WOOHOO!
<Ro> in all his 21ness!
<CyberApostle> DRINK BEER NOW
<SirJev> Special Blossom!
<CyberApostle> BUY ME SOME TOO
<Ro> He's so grown up now!
<SirJev> Lesbian funfests with Six!
<Brak> Happy Birthday, SirJev!
<Ro> Happy Birthday, SirJev!
<Kurrelgyre> Happy Birthday, SirJev!
<CyberApostle> awwww... I reme'ber when 'e was jus' a wee lad
<Ro> SirJev, Happy Birthday!
<SirJev> YES!
<Ro> Happy SirJev's Birthday!
<SirJev> it's a national holiday... =)
<CyberApostle> SirHappy's Jevday!
<Ro> Happy Sirday's Jevbirth!
<CyberApostle> <superfly> Suck it dowwwwn! </superfly>
<CyberApostle> When will you be a Shazbot?
<CyberApostle> Attack the enemy Shazbot!
<SirJev> A linux show where the spend the whole time installing Windows on their machine cuz linux fucked it up!
<Ro> [VFP] The flag is in my pants!
<CyberApostle> heh...
<SirJev> Loki's Fat Guy... LIVE!
<CyberApostle> Inefficient Shazbot
<Ro> buffering makes me confused
<SirJev> !NEWS! -- EmuViews closed.
<CyberApostle> My bum is on the flag
<CyberApostle> Sweeeeedish
<SirJev> !NEWS! -- A good webcomic... =) -=- http://strangecandy.keenspace.com/
<Ro> i never did go look at the peep show thing
<Ro> You ARE the weakest weblink.  Goodbye.
<CyberApostle> uh.. no...
<SirJev> BeachHead kicked ass... =)
<CyberApostle> I had BeachHead for the C64 ;)
<SirJev> BeachHead and BeachHead 2 were kickass...
<SirJev> especially the knife fighting in BeachHead 2...
<Ro> it's not sparkin a memory here...
<Ro> i'm sure i played it tho
<SirJev> basically, you had to storm a beachhead... =)
<SirJev> you manned the big guns on a carrier, drove them through caves, and assaulted the land with tanks...
<SirJev> in the 2nd one, it was ship2ship combat ala Pirates...
<CyberApostle> well what the hell do ya expect... it's multi only
<SirJev> you could have a knife-throwing fight and stab each other with knives...
<SirJev> GREAT FUN!
<Ro> i remember a game that was kinda 3d'ish looking.  you had a carrier with a jet-thing and a tank-thing...
<Ro> it was all vehicles tho
<SirJev> yeah... beachhead... =)
<CyberApostle> Raid Over Moscow was the shizznit
<CyberApostle> thats all I have to say
<Ro> i rememebr that
<SirJev> DO YOU WANNA BE A MASTER?
<Ro> they're all vacationing still i bet
<Ro> there's a big bug in every level
<LouZiffer> The big bug IS YOU!
<Ro> booogie ooogie oooogie!!
<Ro> all star wars games Buhlow
<SirJev> Force Commander doesn't deserve to be called a game...
<Ro> except the dark forces
<CyberApostle> Lou: PEBKAC
<CyberApostle> Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
<LouZiffer> Yes.
<SirJev> I DID NOT!
<SirJev> BITCH!
* Ro smacks SirJev
<SirJev> they're just jealous of my youth and beauty...
<Ro> SirJev will hate that kind of game more often.
<Ro> that sucks.  i havent tried turn based yet
<Ro> so far, in FoT, i've been killing myself more than the enemy has
<SirJev> heh... =)
<Ro> FoT has some patches out... maybe that turn-based thing is fixed...
<Ro> woohoo!  t2 talk
<SirJev> in fallout, if you can see 'em, you can shoot 'em...
<SirJev> that's why to end combat, you hafta get out of the enemy's sight...
<CyberApostle> that's called midfielder... or mid field assassin
<CyberApostle> usually disc, chain, and laser
<LouZiffer> Who gets to be the rear admiral?
<SirJev> I do! I do!
<CyberApostle> Ro is the navy man
<Ro> but i'm no expert on rears like SJ
<SirJev> the rear admiral stands in the back, so he only has to worry about the front... +)
<Ro> he's better at deploying things in the rear than i am
<CyberApostle> gotta develop strategies as a team anyway...
<SirJev> TF has 9 classes
<Ro> now ya went and got apostle all worked up...
<Ro> i miss TF
<CyberApostle> hah
<CyberApostle> PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE!!
<SirJev> Scout, Sniper, Soldier, Heavy, Spy, Pyro, Demo, Eng, medic.
<SirJev> HA! I AM GAME TRIVIA MASTAR!
<SirJev> if it's takes you a satchel to get rid of a sensor, i pity you... =)
<CyberApostle> Tribes RULES!! TF can suck it! Suck it, TF!!
<Ro> a pulse sensor even
<SirJev> TF OWNS j00! YOU KNOW THIS!
<CyberApostle> yup
<CyberApostle> nades n' plasma... or elf n' plasma... easy
<Ro> some people HAVE to hate other games when there's one out that they like at the moment
<CyberApostle> or a shrike =)
<LouZiffer> or missiles even.
<Ro> turrets rock!
<Ro> i'm all about some turret-placement
<CyberApostle> I am Tribes 1 Rocket Turret defendar mastar
<Ro> blaster is the shiznit for taking out equipment
<CyberApostle> blaster kicks ass...
<SirJev> yup... bounce it off the wall... =)
<CyberApostle> it makes you a damn human turret
<Ro> and it goes through players shields i think
<SirJev> yup...
<CyberApostle> yes
<CyberApostle> I can MA like a bastige
<CyberApostle> =p
<CyberApostle> specially in T2, the disc flies faster
<CyberApostle> I gotta get the hell out... I'll download the tapes later
<Ro> later clan bitch  :)
<Ro> hehe
<SirJev> THE FLAG NEEDS TO BE CLEANED!
* CyberApostle leaves to play the REAL Tribes ;p
<SirJev> Clah-an! Clah-an!
<Ro> [VFD] Send the Flag to the drycleaners!
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<Ro> Clan bitch!  Clan bitch!
<SirJev> [VSFC] I'll clean out flag!
<Ro> [VVT] Thanks!
<SirJev> [VVA] Any time.
<Ro> T1 eliminated the disadvantages in picking certain armor, and the vehicles were too useless
<Ro> good thing apostle left... he'd have exploded
<Ro> because the floor in bases aren't dirt
<SirJev> land spikes are like sprinklers...
<SirJev> right...
<Ro> you don't get a sledgehammer with your spike turret Stone
<Ro> ^to hammer it through stone and metal i mean
<Ro> hehe
<SirJev> You are the weakest link! GOODBYE!
<Ro> guarding the flag with inv sta's is QUEER
<Ro> i've seen people surround the flag with inv sta's
<Ro> like a little flag-fort
<Ro> saw another team park the tank on top of their flag too
<Ro> you can sit on top of it tho
<Ro> and there was just enough space that you couldnt squeeze through tank and ground to get it
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<CyberApostle> Udrive fux0red our server for tonight!
<CyberApostle> we're trying to hookup some T2
<Ro> clan-father shall be upset
<Ro> someone will die tonight
<SirJev> no supper for you Oliver!
<CyberApostle> that's so wrong...
<Ro> just kidding  :)
* Ro mumbles "clan bitch"
<Ro> hehe
<CyberApostle> yeah well, you can see about 10ft in front of you
<CyberApostle> before you crash into a reef
<CyberApostle> and die
<Ro> i love being the tailgunner when the bomber goes underwater
<CyberApostle> you can get the beowulf to do that
<Ro> jericho HATES water  hehe
<CyberApostle> you can submarine it and fly into the wild blue yonder
<Ro> jericho "WATER BAAAAAD!"
<CyberApostle> I've read about it
<Ro> using third person view in the vehicle, i can see fine underwater i think
<CyberApostle> I ma'd an enemy capper on damnation like that
<CyberApostle> it was cool as shit
<CyberApostle> skimmed the disc off the water in front of the flag
<CyberApostle> fun to tell newbies they're on the red team...
<Ro> SJ is watching Weakest Link i bet...
<CyberApostle> mod that tells you what team you're on?
<SirJev> >mojo not true... i've been on the bottom team...
<SirJev> >apostle not mod, script...
<CyberApostle> script that tells you what team you're on?
<SirJev> you can be named "At Base"
<SirJev> >apostle yeah...
<Ro> PJ team hud i think
<SirJev> from PJ's
<LouZiffer> <At Base>
*** LouZiffer is now known as At
*** At is now known as At_Base
<Ro> i've killed me some team before...
<At_Base> periods don't work, Lou.
<Ro> if i'm discing someone and they run into my line of fire, they gon die dammit!
<SirJev> Damnation is my map... =)
<Ro> gens are constantly under attack in damnation
<CyberApostle> flag's easy to defend though
<Ro> put lan turrets around the base, and stay your ass in the sewer
<CyberApostle> two heavies and a beacon
<Ro> thats the best way to def the gens in damnation
<Ro> beggars run
*** At_Base is now known as LouZiffer
<SirJev> tombstone
<Ro> gens go down like as soon as the map starts
<SirJev> ^ i think
<Ro> nope
<Ro> beggars run
<Ro> it's like tombstone
<CyberApostle> if there's one thing i've learned from playing tribes, it's that people on pubs are all IDIOTS
<SirJev> beggars run has the birdge with the flag in the middle...
<Ro> oh...
<Ro> hmmm
<Ro> tombstone has the boot shaped flag base
<CyberApostle> yes
<Ro> i can def the hell outta that flag
<Ro> the one they're talking about has the flag at the top of a tower with shields around it
<CyberApostle> once you figure out that you can beat satchel charges =)
<CyberApostle> dessicator
<Ro> and for some reason, the gens are WAAAAAAY off to the side of the map
<CyberApostle> dessicator main gen is in flag tower
<Ro> this map has no gen in the flag tower
<CyberApostle> the ones way off power force fields round the flag
<Ro> right
<CyberApostle> i thought it did
<Ro> i might be wrong then.. maybe there's gens in the flag tower then...
<CyberApostle> hmm
<Ro> i dont think so tho
<CyberApostle> no you're right
<CyberApostle> just an inv
<Ro> thats called dessicator?
<LouZiffer> http://www.rps.net/NE/
<CyberApostle> ya
<SirJev> yeah
<CyberApostle> pain in the ass map
<Ro> i hate dessicator
<CyberApostle> you can pump your arms ;)
<Ro> NE will roxors sirs!
<CyberApostle> sprint
<Ro> NE will be the downfall of t2!  especially it's maps  :)
<CyberApostle> let's see how quick you are to drop a game you actually paid money for... =p
<Ro> i buy a lot of my games thanks...
<Ro> the good ones i mean
<LouZiffer> SJ won't have that problem.
<Ro> shattering glass makes the map!
<SirJev> i LUUH-UVE GLASS!
<Ro> and exploding thingies!
<SirJev> heh, i bought T2... =)
<LouZiffer> He's used to playing games he doesn't pay for. ;)
<Ro> it's ok SJ, you had no choice
<SirJev> yup... =)
<SirJev> plasma.
<Ro> blaster hurts a damn lot
<Ro> Dog plasma!
<Ro> People plasma!
<CyberApostle> damn developers...  wanting to get paid and all
<SirJev> PUH-LAS-E-MUH!
<CyberApostle> offense satchel can get beat down
<CyberApostle> two shots with a plasma gun
<Ro> my favorite weapon is the knife!!
<CyberApostle> shocklance
<CyberApostle> ?
<Ro> no the knife!
<Ro> best weapon in teh gam!
*** LouZiffer is now known as uk
<Ro> people using that joystick script for vehicles can fly like it's nobodies business
<uk> Let's play 1 on 1 with knives!
<Ro> no!
<uk> let's play a 1 on 1 tourney!
<CyberApostle> i have that script
<Ro> i hate the knife!
<CyberApostle> it rox0rz
*** uk is now known as LouZiffer
<CyberApostle> sensitivity x2.75
<Ro> same topic
<Ro> hehe
<LouZiffer> later all...
<Bad_Mojo> Hehehe.
<CyberApostle> ghey!
<Ro> later dude
<Bad_Mojo> ghey?
<CyberApostle> heehee
<CyberApostle> don't pay attention to me
<SirJev> Ghey.
<Ro> t2 bound?
<Bad_Mojo> Ok.
<Bad_Mojo> Good show? :)
<SirJev> I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world....
<Ro> yup, i dug it
<SirJev> Good show. :)
<Bad_Mojo> SirJev: It's Dr. Jones!
<CyberApostle> ya
<Bad_Mojo> Cool!
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<SirJev> I'm a jones doctor, in a doctor world...
<X05> lol aqua.... this got to number 1 in the UK..
<Ro> figgers  :)
<CyberApostle> the gay clanner, t1 asshole liked it =)
<SirJev> silly brits...
<CyberApostle> show i mean
<Ro> LOG OFF!
Session Close: Mon Apr 30 21:06:30 2001