Re: Monkeys

Posted by Quintin Stone on October 20, 1999 at 10:01:58:

In Reply to: Monkeys posted by LouZiffer on October 20, 1999 at 09:49:47:

They've been taken in for re-education. My instructors have taught them to work the pump action on the mossbergs, but they continue to fling their feces instead of firing the weapons. I'm thinking about giving up and going back to my old idea of skinning them, tanning their hides, and coming out with a line of attractive monkey luggage. The costs of combat training monkeys don't seem to be worth the results.

Simian weapon training? Good God, man, have ya lost your mind? Next thing you know you'll be telling me you've been training squirrels on nuclear physics!

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